Lee Valley Lions Player Profile

Mark Swaine – Defence

Full Name: Mark Edward Swaine

Date of Birth: 27/11/85

Place of Birth: Halifax, Yorkshire

Height: 6’2″

Weight: 13st 7lb

Colour of Eyes: Blue

Shoe Size: 11

Nickname(s): Swainey

First Job: Lifeguard

Family/Marital Status: Pussy-whipped

Current Home: Holloway – near the prison

Pets: My flatmates, Evan and Laura

Favourite Food: Curry

Favourite chocolate/sweets: Haribo Tangfastics!

Worst Food: Pineapple on pizza – wrong!

Favourite Drink: Cobra

Hobbies: Slobbing about

Favourite room in the house and why: Bedroom and living room so I can slob around

Favourite TV programmes: Have I Got News For You, South Park, The Simpsons

TV switch-off: Eastenders and all that sort of sh*t

Favourite film: Pulp Fiction, Lock Stock

Favourite music/band: Oasis

Last CD you bought: Muse – Blackholes and Revelations

First record/CD you ever bought: Oasis – What’s the Story (Morning Glory)

Most admired female: My mother, obviously

Best thing that’s ever happened to you: My girlfriend, Maria

Former clubs: Invicta Under 19s, Slough Harrier Hawks

Favourite hockey player: Brendan Shanahan

Favourite rink: Swindon – nice ice

Worst rink: Gosport

Best ever game: Under 19s vs Streatham – just a close game and was sporting as well

Worst ever game: Too many to find one!

Worst injury: Shoulders

Favourite shirt number: 24 or 14

Best thing about hockey: It’s fun

Worst thing about hockey: Politics and crap refs!

Which other sportsman would you most like to be? Simon Jones

If someone gave you £100,000 tomorrow what would you do with it? Buy a new car and go on holiday

If you were on Mastermind what would your specialist subject be? Me